CANDIDATE (DEMO) INTRO: Bm E A Bm E A Bm E A F#m E Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain F#m E Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain Bm E A F#m Inside every Mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed Bm E A F#m E Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead CHORUS 1: Bm F# G I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself Bm F# G I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself Bm F# E I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself G E Bm Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home BREAK: Bm E A Bm E A F#m E I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room F#m E Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon Bm E A F#m Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing because inside this tin is tin Bm E A F#m E Would you like techno plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah CHORUS 2: Bm F# G It's a matter of life and the way you walk, you've got a Brylcream queen Bm F# G It's a matter of tact in the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean Bm F# E A matter of fact that a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen G E Bm So I'll pretend I'm walking home BREAK: Bm E A Bm E A Bm E A Bm E A F#m E You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune F#m E You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons Bm E A F#m You don't have to paint my contact black now I've hustled a pair of jeans Bm E A F#m E Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling CHORUS 3: Bm F# G I'll make you a deal I'll say I came from from Earth and my tongue is taped Bm F# G I'll make you a deal you can get your kicks on the candidate Bm F# E I'll make you a deal for your future's sake I'm the candidate G E Bm Lets pretend we're walking home OUTRO: Bm E A Bm E A...repeat until fade ----------------------------------------- CHORDS: EADGBE ------ A X02220 G 320033 F#m 244222 E 022100 Bm X24432 F# 244322